Monday, February 16
One Line Humor
Didcha like the previous forwards (this and this) I shared with you? Here's another one... So that you start the week with a laugh, and the work-week sails by... A list of some tremendously witty and funny lines.
Quite a few (50% actually!) are on love and marriage, but does that need any justification?!!
 Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
 A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
 Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
 You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
 Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
 My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
 You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
 Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
 Man: "Is there any way for long life?" Dr: "Get married." Man: "Will it help?" Dr: "No, but then the thought of long life will never come."
 Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
 It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
 There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
Have a wonderful day!
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