Just a joke today. Got stuff to wind up. So, here's a funny forward I received last week. Enjoy!!!
It was Professor Smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty.
Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students.
He said, "Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy."
He gazed across the classroom, spotted a female student Suzie, and said, "Tell me Suzie, which part of the human body grows 10 times its original size when excited?"
Hearing this question, Suzie's face grew pale in embarrassment. She replied, "You should be ashamed to ask such a question to a female. I am sorry, but I can't answer this."
The professor looked around to see if there was anyone else who could satisfy his query. This time he located a male student Henry, who had already raised his hand in affirmation to answer the question.
Henry answered, "The pupil of a human eye".
The professor applauded for the boy for his accurate answer, and turned back to Suzie. He said...
"Look, Suzie. I am sorry, but I must tell you a couple of things:
(1) You lack knowledge
(2) You have a dirty mind... and...
(3) Your expectations are too high !!! (10 times .. .. Huh .. .. MY GOD !!! )