Saturday, August 29

Looney Lines

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like
expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian!

3. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown

AND ...
When men have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy :-D

4. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,
but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!

5. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude!

6. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

7. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

8. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

9. So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks.
But we choose Marriage, slow & sure!

10. Only 20 percent girls have brains, rest have boyfriends!

11. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that
90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke! ;-)

Haapppppyy Weekend!



Darshan P. Mundada said...

Good ones... ;) I like the problem wala.. lol

Sibi said...

Undoubtedly, the best one is the Last one.....LOL.....!!!

Princess said...

@ Da - And ain't it SO true ;-)

@ Sibi - Yep, tere ko toh woich accha lagega, Tanker!! ROFL

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