Salut, ladies and gentlemen!!
Bahut serious business ho chuka... You more than deserve what's in the offing today...
Laughs galore!!
Another forwarded mail... A must-share! Enjoyyyy....
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- To Err is human, to forgive is not a company policy.
- The road to success... Is always under construction.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again… neither does milk...
- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- All desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
- If at first you don't succeed? ... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried!
- A bread that you have buttered will always fall buttered side down.
- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
- If you reach the bus stop early, the bus is late. If you reach the office late, your boss is early.
- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster, and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
- If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
- Students, if you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
- You shall wait for a tring (doorbell/telephone ring) for ages, which will always happen the minute you get undressed in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.
Kaisi rahi?!! Uncanny, na?!
Keep laughing!
Love,
Princess
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2 comments:
This is so funny and at the saeme time its so true...Amazing the way truth is mixed with humour....Awesome to read it for a change..Cool Thinking Princess...
"A bread that you have buttered will always fall buttered side down".Happened so many times with me..Even mo funny thing is tat it always is the last bread tat falls down...
It all seems so true... but i am an engineering student and i can;t help but see it as just a malfunctioning of the human brain. What i am trying to say is that these sort of things keep happening to us all the time but we notice them only at crucial times.........
All that aside though its quite insightful to ponder about it.
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