WH-Questions

A series of WH Questions dis time... (Nope, I dnt need answers to all o them... )

Why did Jef Arch ruin d Prisoner Of Birth midway by introducin all d real estate n technical crap?! D book is a breezy read, d characters wonderfully describd, d plots n locations profound n interestin... y then did he decide to mar d experience by includin numbers n calculations dat by no means mk any sense to a layman like me?!!! I luvd d book till dis speedbrker, n dat wreckd d climax for me... I'd still recommend d book to those who lik courtroom dramas n brainy reads dat r full of ups n downs... n if u get d hang o d figures, cheerio!

What in d lord's name is Jannat?! I landed up first day first show at Esq to c d 2 songs "Zara Si" n "Char Dino Ka"... But while d first one was amazin, d 2nd was BOO! D male version is absent n instead thrs d woman's bellowin dat u can pass off as a senti silly setback to all us young hopefuls who watch emran's movie jus for d songs... D movie's hi on drama, low on content... an absolut no brainer wid a predictable sequence o events. Smoochie baby is into cricket n bettin, and his "gud-for-smiles-but-lil-else" co-star (duno her name) has him caught to sudhar-o him wich he dsnt n thn d "constantly-eating-n-fantastic-sayin" policeman (thankfully decent to look at!) catches up wid him as Smoochie Poo's dad bhadkao-s Melodramatic Queen god-knos-why... Watever... d popcorn was gud as usual... cud do wid a wee bit mo caramel... whr d popcorn costs mo dan d mornin show ticket, its d least we can ask for!!! Hai na...

Who do you think will b d winner in Roadies 5.0? I luv d show, nt jus for d tasks n politics, but also for d words dat pass betwn d roadies! the "Tee Tee" sound cant camouflage d abuses n we can guess thm anyway ;-) Nihal is absolutly Behal coz evr1's bent on F-ing his happiness n Ashu has done nuthin except actin smart n avoidin tasks... Prabhjot's my hot fav, tho she got kickd out 2 episodes ago. She's smart n sassy, darin n cool... n she's str8fwd.... Sonel's weird, no odr word for her. She's masculin n has no brains, her clothes n body language need a complete revamp n .... well, i cud go on forever! m lukin fwd to d final showdown dis saturday at 7, or failin dat sunday at noon... watch it folks, it'l b gud! (N if it isn't, u can alws oggle at Rannvijay... Lucky B***** Anusha... d name's similar, cudnt we exchng places for a day?!!!)

Next one... Where do ideas for the Axe ads come form? These ppl come up wid d most senseless yet intrstg ads! I dno if it helps their sales, but they certainly draw a few laughs n stares... rem d one whr bikini clad dames run to d axe-sprayin dude on d beach? man, cudnt watch dat wid d males in my family siitin in d same room! d latest ones r witty... show the way, i think dats wat d tagline says whr in 1 ad, d man sprays it on his back n his partner cant get off his back even whn they get off d bike... n d odr whr a women widout announcin clings onto his shoulder! I think d ad grows on u, I dint lik it d 1st time i saw, bt nw I think its quite funny... D power o rptd exposure... breeds likin - dats wat my Social Psy texts said... its workin!!! (dat's bingo, marvellously brainless, will take me ages to explain if u havnt seen it, so forget it... sum odr time probably)

When will I travel alone? Hav been plannin n dreamin of it for as long as I can rem... but ppl n circumstances jus dnt leme! want sum time off wid myself, to think n enjoy, roam around n speculate, act silly widout supervision n jus let go! but sumhow, meri kundli mein hi nahi likha... lets hope it occurs soon...

In continuation wid d earlier Q, Which is a gud n cheap n safe destination for me to go alone? I'v considerd d far east (bt nt too keen for certain reasons) n Mauritius (which at d moment is turnin out to b nuthin mo dan a hole in my alrdy shrinkin pocket)... if u hav any suggestions, pls dont hesit8 to leme kno! thanks in advance :-) n pls dnt c me thr... rem I want to go alone?! ;-)

Whose forecast was it that people wud b less loyal today dan 30 years ago? Well, it certainly is tru... I thot I was d only one ("poor me") who cudnt find gud, loyal, longlastin frens... but seems like evry1's in d same boat as me, whether they show it or not! So sadistically, m happy ;-) I mean it's best to axpt thins n ppl for wat they r n quit complainin n expecting... makes ur life a lot ez-er and merrier. Watsay?!

How (yes, dat is calld a WH Q tho it bcums wid H...) So, how do you make decisions? B it a job or partner search, education plans or food joint, crossroads come evrywhr... How do u deal wid them? Risk taking is sumthin dat society approves n criticizes alternately, so how do u manage to stand by wat u think rite n yet not let ur family face d music for actions u'v comitd? Are regrets a part o ur existnce or do u believ in urself n d authenticity n correctness of ur decsns? Dnt teme... jus think for urself... I'v no regrets is wat I can say for myself, cos watever I've done, I thot it was d rite thin then, n i dnt believ in makin postdated comments... However, I face quite a bulk of dilemma whn I mk decisions - b it job or edu or even choosin a plce to hang out wid my frns... Till nw, most o my decsns hav been made by Fate - b it my choosin Arts for Grad, or my jobs till date... Lets c whr i go frm here...

Ae, tum bore toh nahi ho rahi na ;-) Courtesy Om Shanti Om - cant afford to mk statemts widout statin d source, plagiarism is mkin headlines these days!

Happy Summer! Drink lotsa water n stay protectd frm d sun! Luv ya...
- Chatterbox Tashu
(new name, thanx)

Comments

Sumant said…
Gud onee yaar..keep writin, its really nice to read ur stuff.. Start mentioning ur nxt topics at the end, creates little suspense...

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