Hello readers!
So my darling husband (upon my repeated insistence) very
generously read my last post lovingly written for him and his (only) reaction was that I have lost my
writing spark and I am out of practice.
He obviously did not pay heed to the fact that I wrote the
post more on an emotional and nostalgic plane than as a literary artefact.
But never mind that. He never was the romantic and mushy
types anyway. As much as I would love to read something that he has written for
me, his reading what I have penned is enough. After all, he does take care of
me and pamper me in most ways feasible. He’s not a bad chap... Just different.
Well, he’s become a dad and I’ve become a mom and while I
can’t say it’s perfect yet (we’re still in the phase where we’re dealing with
changing nappies and feeding and dealing with the cranky infant 24x7), it sure
is a memorable time. Memories good and not so good. The good ones involve the
baby obviously. The not so good ones are about nosy people and their gross insensitivity.
I have never really been fond of guests and relatives for
the simple reason that most people I am related or acquainted with are selfish,
greedy buggers. They couldn’t care less about me or my family and are only to
be seen when they need or stand to acquire something. Obviously now that I have
had a baby, it is common courtesy that they come to see me. The incentive is
what is known as “badhaai” which literally means congratulations, but is
synonymous with a gift (cash or any costly object) that the grandparents give
as a token of happiness to people who visit.
Anyway, I shall choose to ignore that tiny (nauseating) detail,
and focus on the more annoying bit - their stupid, intrusive questions.
First of all, I fail to grasp why people are interested in
the mode of delivery. A normal, healthy baby has arrived in this world;
rejoice! Why do you want to know how he came? Whether he was delivered normally
or through a C section is none of anybody’s business. And even if your
inquisitiveness cannot be reined in, at least do not react or comment when you
receive the information! You really have nothing to lose or gain either way.
An increasing number of deliveries across the world are
cesarean, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. All of us need to
understand that it is either the mother’s choice (or the lack thereof) that
decides this aspect. Most women I think would opt and try their best for a
normal delivery but circumstances may require a change in plans. Like it happened
in my case, and with a few of my colleagues and friends. And then there are
those that voluntarily go for a c section given the number of complications
that accompany a normal delivery: a displaced uterus (or other organs),
episiotomy, excessive bleeding, etc.
I repeat, either way, it is none of anybody’s business.
Except the mother, her caretaker and the doctor. What is destined will happen,
what is best for the mother and baby needs to be done. That’s all that matters –
the mother and baby. Nobody else.
So really, behaving like somebody’s died or something very
unfortunate has occurred is not warranted. Not in public, and especially not in
front of the mother and family. It is highly derogatory and irritating.
Second, people inspect the baby as if they are authorized
personnel trained for this task, and then make snide comments about things like
their features, body parts, hair and weight. Gawd! Don’t you friggin understand
that the baby is the most beautiful creature on earth for the family, and
nothing will change their perception irrespective of what anyone says?! Try and
be appreciative of the baby and mother, and if that is not possible, forever hold
your silence! Again, whether the baby has more hair on his head or less, and whether
his nose is crooked or not is NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
Unless you are sponsoring his cosmetic surgeries.
Third, and this is the most irksome bit: people asking
questions like “how come your stomach is still showing?” and “are you getting
enough milk?”
WHAT???
How can you ask these questions???
No really…. HOW???
What are you going to do with both these answers?
I would really be grateful if people only said “take care”
and f*cked off. My tummy (big or small) is my concern, and the adequacy of my
milk is my baby’s problem. Both of which I shall capably and successfully solve,
thank you very much. We will not blame you, and we will not come asking for
your milk, rest assured. Your interference and officiousness is truly NOT necessary.
All of these issues are highly personal, and can only be
shared between people who are intimate. As a visitor, one needs to only meet
and congratulate, wish well and leave. A baby is a miracle, and a new mother is
fragile and exhausted. Cut both of them some slack and watch what you say or
do. Why enquire and hurt someone when it is really not your business?
And trust me, it is NOT your business at all.
As I end this post, I request you to not behave this way if
you have in the past. Anytime you feel the itchiness to ask these questions or
make random comments, please chant this mantra…
It is NOT my business.
It is NOT my business.
It is NOT my business.
Thrice repeated slowly and honestly should be enough to calm
your meddlesome mind.
Janhit mein jaari.
(=Issued in public interest)
Best,
First-time Mommy aka Princess
First-time Mommy aka Princess
